A meme from Halfasstic

A meme from halfasstic requires me to name 7 other people to follow suit.  They are listed below.  I also have to state 7 things about me, so here goes.

1)  I used to have two pierced nipples until one was torn out in a horrible surfing accident in Hawaii.  I was attacked by a wave and the cord from the board wrapped around my ring and tore it out.  OUCH!  I bled a lot, and then I drank a lot!  No more nipple piercing!

2)  At Mardi-Gras here in Portland, I won "Prettiest Penis" two years running.  (side note, prettiest, not largest, Hmmmmmmm!)

3) I was born with a tail.  Just kidding, I was not born with a tail, but it sounds funny!

4) Hold on to you horses because I have never had intercourse with a goat or a sheep!!  (The whole farm boy thing was really odd for me, see, male sheep and goats really stink and are quite unattractive!)  On that same note, I have never had intercourse with a woman either (much to my families dismay!)

5) I adore CHEESE!  I worship at the Church of Cheddar!  I am a total sucker for curds!  It is a lifestyle choice.  I want to marry cheese!

6) I am one of the hairiest people I know.  Seriously, I think my family skipped part of the evolutionary chain or something.  We are all like apes.  I need SSG to corn=row my chest to be able to see myself pee!  It is just crazy!  And when I get static electricity, get your kids cuz this fuzz ball has been mistaken for bigfoot more then once!!!!  (and not cuz I am big!!!!)

7) I was a virgin until I was 21.  Long story, but I waited for the right man, and I am still with him!!!!  Put that down into the log for sanctity of marriage!!!!

There you go.  More ramblings, and more oddity's.  Hope you enjoyed!!!

So, my seven to follow!

1 )  Lil Deb - Sista, I know you don't have a blog, but email me and I shall post it for you!

2) The Lisp - I am looking for something really good here!  Don't hold back!

3) Big Hair Envy - and no stories with aquanet!  That has been done already!!

4) Irregardless.... - Give us some sugar Sunshine, something really tasty!!  Come on, Bring It!!!  I know with your hot ass, you got game!!!!  (ps - Dear readers, her ass is BOMB!!!!  I WANT TO RUB IT ALL THE TIME!!!)

5) Random Thoughts - Break out the tales young man!  Give us something we would have never guessed!  

6)  The Jason Show - Sorry about your breakup with fish, but what about you would really shock us?  Oh, that was not a reflection of some fungal infection either!

7)  You Got Sars - Your new to our little group, so I want the low down and dirty!  Give it too me, Give it too me, Bring it on!!!!

There you go!  I am waiting!!! 

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