Thursday, March 18, 2010

Have vagina, will travel.....

Sound odd? Yes, indeed it does, but let me explain.

Did you know, that there are virgin women out there, advertising on the internet to sell their virginity? Well, it is true.

Now don't get me wrong, have at it! I mean something as special as one's virginity is there own virtue to deal with, sell, give away, what have you, but I have one issue. See, some men don't see the worth of a $3.00 cup of coffee, yet they will bid on a "virgin"? Seriously? Now, I am quite aware of "the power of the penis" and what that power does to the brain, but lets think for a moment.

I would agree with the sale of virginity whole heartedly if the following were required and at "the penis's" expense, above and beyond the actual bid price.

1) No dinner and a movie. I suggest a background check, blood test and 9 references.
2) A period of "courting" for at least three months must take place, with at least two face to face occasions per week.
3) Under no circumstances is "the penis" to ever touch the vagina with out the safe guard of a condom.
4) "The Penis" must of course be un-wed, and meet "The vagina's" parents.
5) The funds for the transaction must be cleared and accepted prior to de-flowering.
6) This is the most important, we know that "The Penis" has expectations, but when it comes to a virgin with no experience, you get what you get. On that same note, I suggest "the virgin" have expectations in writing, and if "the penis" does not fulfill those, then "the penis" will pay for college, a car, and maybe "the vagina's" first home

Seriously! Virginity for sale? I wonder if Walmart is selling it for less.....

2 comments:

Anonymous,  March 18, 2010 at 10:14 PM  

I'm sorry....I can't seem to remember-what exactly is a virgin again??????
Lil Deb

Living on the Spit March 19, 2010 at 6:07 AM  

funny, funny post...and especially agree with the last part.

Hope you have a great weekend.

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