Thursday, May 14, 2009

Older?

Dearest readers.  I heard the greatest thing today!


At work I heard a lady say that as a man gets older, his "tool" gets bigger!!!  What a fantastic thing!

I just measured, and either I am not getting older or this tale is simply a fabrication.

Sadness.......


12 comments:

thevinylvillage May 14, 2009 at 8:28 PM  

LOL! Well it makes sense...gravity pulls all things downward.

Living on the Spit May 15, 2009 at 6:16 AM  

Bhwa, ha, ha, ha, haaaa...

You made me bust out laughing.

sars May 15, 2009 at 7:45 AM  

I hear it happens to boobs...

maybe the age gods just like to point and laugh because they missed out in grad school.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. May 15, 2009 at 8:05 AM  

It happens to asses...that I can vouche for personally!

ab May 15, 2009 at 8:22 AM  

I 2nd the ass statement!

belladella May 15, 2009 at 9:09 AM  

You crack me up! Have a great weekend!

big hair envy May 15, 2009 at 10:11 AM  

Bwahahahahaha!!! What Noe said....

Suz Broughton May 16, 2009 at 12:01 AM  

I heard it was noses. What a cruel piece of misinformation...LOL!

Jason, as himself May 16, 2009 at 9:23 PM  

Oh, I can attest that this is certainly the truth. This explains why my underwear is so tight since I turned 40.

HalfAsstic.com May 17, 2009 at 10:10 PM  

Yeah! Me arse is sliding down the back of me legs as I type! If I had a willy it would be stretched just as long, I am sure! You're just not old enough yet! ;-)

Frita May 18, 2009 at 9:21 AM  

:) Is that why the girls have been heading south all these years? See, it's so unfair for us women. Men age so much better than us. You get bigger tools and we get saggy boobs.

Lys May 18, 2009 at 7:47 PM  

This is too funny - I think that gal at work has watched way too many of those Levetria or whatever commercials *LOL*

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