Older?
Dearest readers. I heard the greatest thing today!
At work I heard a lady say that as a man gets older, his "tool" gets bigger!!! What a fantastic thing!
I just measured, and either I am not getting older or this tale is simply a fabrication.
Sadness.......
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LOL! Well it makes sense...gravity pulls all things downward.
Bhwa, ha, ha, ha, haaaa...
You made me bust out laughing.
I hear it happens to boobs...
maybe the age gods just like to point and laugh because they missed out in grad school.
It happens to asses...that I can vouche for personally!
I 2nd the ass statement!
You crack me up! Have a great weekend!
Bwahahahahaha!!! What Noe said....
I heard it was noses. What a cruel piece of misinformation...LOL!
Oh, I can attest that this is certainly the truth. This explains why my underwear is so tight since I turned 40.
Yeah! Me arse is sliding down the back of me legs as I type! If I had a willy it would be stretched just as long, I am sure! You're just not old enough yet! ;-)
:) Is that why the girls have been heading south all these years? See, it's so unfair for us women. Men age so much better than us. You get bigger tools and we get saggy boobs.
This is too funny - I think that gal at work has watched way too many of those Levetria or whatever commercials *LOL*
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