A meme from Halfasstic
A meme from halfasstic requires me to name 7 other people to follow suit. They are listed below. I also have to state 7 things about me, so here goes.
1) I used to have two pierced nipples until one was torn out in a horrible surfing accident in Hawaii. I was attacked by a wave and the cord from the board wrapped around my ring and tore it out. OUCH! I bled a lot, and then I drank a lot! No more nipple piercing!
2) At Mardi-Gras here in Portland, I won "Prettiest Penis" two years running. (side note, prettiest, not largest, Hmmmmmmm!)
3) I was born with a tail. Just kidding, I was not born with a tail, but it sounds funny!
4) Hold on to you horses because I have never had intercourse with a goat or a sheep!! (The whole farm boy thing was really odd for me, see, male sheep and goats really stink and are quite unattractive!) On that same note, I have never had intercourse with a woman either (much to my families dismay!)
5) I adore CHEESE! I worship at the Church of Cheddar! I am a total sucker for curds! It is a lifestyle choice. I want to marry cheese!
6) I am one of the hairiest people I know. Seriously, I think my family skipped part of the evolutionary chain or something. We are all like apes. I need SSG to corn=row my chest to be able to see myself pee! It is just crazy! And when I get static electricity, get your kids cuz this fuzz ball has been mistaken for bigfoot more then once!!!! (and not cuz I am big!!!!)
7) I was a virgin until I was 21. Long story, but I waited for the right man, and I am still with him!!!! Put that down into the log for sanctity of marriage!!!!
There you go. More ramblings, and more oddity's. Hope you enjoyed!!!
So, my seven to follow!
1 ) Lil Deb - Sista, I know you don't have a blog, but email me and I shall post it for you!
2) The Lisp - I am looking for something really good here! Don't hold back!
3) Big Hair Envy - and no stories with aquanet! That has been done already!!
4) Irregardless.... - Give us some sugar Sunshine, something really tasty!! Come on, Bring It!!! I know with your hot ass, you got game!!!! (ps - Dear readers, her ass is BOMB!!!! I WANT TO RUB IT ALL THE TIME!!!)
5) Random Thoughts - Break out the tales young man! Give us something we would have never guessed!
6) The Jason Show - Sorry about your breakup with fish, but what about you would really shock us? Oh, that was not a reflection of some fungal infection either!
7) You Got Sars - Your new to our little group, so I want the low down and dirty! Give it too me, Give it too me, Bring it on!!!!
There you go! I am waiting!!!
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16 comments:
I did the "grab my chest" and shudder thing when I read that first one - OUCH!
Kudos to you on #7 and I wish you both many, many more happy years!
awww...how rare is it that someone can say they waited for the right one??
<---mentally calculating what exactly makes for a pretty penis.
hmmmmmmm.....brain is chugging away.
Kudos on the pretty penis award cuz' it takes a LOT to make a penis pretty. No offense intended - kitties aren't pretty either!
Too bad you can't marry Cheddar. He and I were wed several years ago and I ain't givin' him up!
PS - My hubs waited for the right person too. I wish I had waited too!
Dude, why you gotta make SSG crack up and pee her pants like that?
(AND ARE YOU COMING WINE TASTING?!)
You are too damn funny. You kill me.
No such thing as a pretty penis or any other toilet part!
And the nipple thing almost made me faint.
I need some cheese.
OMG thanks for the ass conversation! I'll try to pull out some scandalous stuff for my list.
Oh and the nipple one made me spontaneously grab my boob. That sounds really painful!
What? You got something against AquaNet?
Seriously, what would a BHE list BE without AN? I'll see what I can come up with;)
I just KNEW you loved cheese, too! I have recently finished off a hunk of smoked Gouda and Triscuits that would make you think you've died and gone to heaven. Scrumptious!
Ohhhhh boy! I'm glad you tagged me for this one. I doubt I can top you. (Hee, hee. No pun intended.) You have such an interesting life...double nipple rings, one ripped out in a freak accident; hairiest man on earth; cheese.....prettiest penis. . . I want your life.
Question for the hairy man: What do you do about back hair? Anything?
answers posted. ;-)
Have you forgotten falling asleep in the sun in Lincoln City and burning BOTH nipples (with rings!) to a crisp?? I haven't and still cringe when I think about it!
Lil Deb
Sorry! I just got a chance to read... coming up!
thanks for inviting me... I feel so inner circle!!
http://yougotsars.blogspot.com/2009/05/seven-for-gladiator.html
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