And story number two...

Everyone always got a good laugh from Grandpa's tales, and he made sure that he never put a name or singled anyone out that might get their feelings hurt. I should mention, his tales are not the cleanest ones, but he does pick on everyone, just to be fair. So, I intend to post of few of his stories, and up front as that no one feel offended. These are just simple, old time stories that he himself grew up on. Please enjoy them.

A Fella died, and they went to put him in the coffin but he had a big hard-on and they couldn’t get the lid shut. They asked his wife what they should do about it and she said “Cut it off and stick it up his ass! It’s been in every other hole in town!”