No fear
Fear nothing of the cat, for I have her subdued. While she was plotting through the day yesterday, I planted squeaky mice and cat nip through out the house. You are safe for now. I suggest you take this time to prepare to defend yourself. Drive to the store and buy as many Beggin' Strips that you can and send them to me. If only I had opposable thumbs I could help you with this task. Do not worry, I will monitor the cat as long as I can until Daddy gets home.
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3 comments:
It is nice to know you have our backs on this one! I feel so much better about having to go to the store now...
You are a wonderful and precious pooch!
Love ya,
Marlene
Fisher says she'll be your back up ... but to please have your readers send bags of cookies too. She thanks you in advance.
My money's on the cat.
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