Debbie The Great

Jimmy and I have this special relationship with a group of amazing people.  Debbie is one of them, and she is most definitely the cat's meow.  We have moments when we don't talk for awhile, and then when we touch base again it's like we were just talking yesterday.  She is amazing.

So, yesterday we received a call from the Almighty Debbie.  Jimmy talked to her for like an hour and then I called her back and we talked for another hour.  It's like we are family!

Debbie has the greatest sense of humor, and I give her credit for honing my own wit!  Anyway, we covered a lot of topics.  Here are just a couple....

Debbie wants to create the worlds greatest roadside attraction.  Her and I have seen the largest fry pan, the giant ball of yarn, three different Paul Bunyan and Babe The Blue Ox's as well as a few other interesting tid bits.  Her dream is far more in depth, and much more interesting.  She wants to build a Jack-a-lope farm, complete with race track, petting zoo and restaurant.  (there are a few items that still need to be ironed out, like how we get the horns to stick to the bunnies.......), but the dream seems valid.  So, if there are any investors out there just let me know.  Debbie would love to speak to you.....

We covered how sucky getting old is, and how you know your getting old!  How do you know you are getting old?  When your pubic hairs turn gray, dah!  So Debbie says she is holding up well and can't wait to do that centerfold shot for playboy.  (I think the contract is in the mail.......)

She wants to invite us out to stay a couple of days, but her husband has a transmission on the guest bed but no car to put it in.  Might be awhile, but Naomi might be coming out soon and we can figure out a meeting place then.....

Who are these people?

Yesterday I posted some pictures, and here is the story for starters.

I met Jimmy, who introduced me to his friend Tim, who introduced me to his friend Debbie who introduced me to Tim's sister Naomi, who introduced me to the theory (fact) that combined the four of us make up the biggest "Smart Ass" on the planet.  We are literally the most ridiculous, obnoxious and hilarious bunch on the face of the planet.  Now mix that with booze, and we are a complete party!  Some of the most wonderful times of my life have occured because of these people........I love them all.....

Dear Debbie.  I checked, and "No" you can not have my Grandma's Dildo.  Having said that, I did find this roadside attraction!!!!!