My humor is lost in certain crowds...

My humor is lost with some people, for example:

Predo "If you take figure A, times 2080 and divide by 12 you have your answer."

Person "Wow, that is amazing?"

Predo "Much easier, right?"

Person "Yeah, how did you know that?"

Predo "I don't know, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn express last night?"

Person "Why?"

Predo "Would you like some carrots or radishes?"

Person 2 "No, root vegetables give me gas!"

Predo "Be careful, the government is contemplating a tax on methane production on a per person basis!"

Person 2 "What's methane and why would they tax for it?"

Person 3 "Crap, I spilled coffee all over the desk!"

Predo "Quick, who has a Sham-Wow?"

Person 3 "What?"

Person 4 "Want a candy?"

Predo "Thank you.  Candy brings out my sensitive side, so I try not to eat more then a pound a day"

Person 4 "I bet your Wife really likes that!"

Predo "Yeah, when I let her out of the closet."

Needless to say, something is going right.  Last night I interviewed for a Supervisor position (still temp though) and will find out how that goes soon.

Thanks everyone, Have a fabulous day and watch the methane production!