And the Bootay takes over!

So, I am one of the early birds at the office. There are usually two other people that get in early as well. So I turn up the ipod sometimes, and we delve deep into our work.

Unfortunately, this morning was a little different! As I sat at my desk working on an issue one of my clients was having, it happened!

Ipod – “If I could save time in a bottle, The first thing that I’d like to do…” by Jim Croce

My mind was thinking about a client issue – “Little Suzy is on her bicycle traveling at 6 mph in the direction of the park. The Ice Cream man is in his truck, traveling at 4 mph in the direction of Little Suzy. How long will it take Suzy to reach the Ice Cream man in order to get her Double Crunch Fudgy Sycle?” Pencil scribbling numbers, symbols and arrows all over three sheets of paper!!!!!

Ipod – “Oh, my, god, Becky, look at her butt! It is so big. She looks like, one of those rap guys’ girlfriends” – by Sir Mix-a-Lot

Co-worker #1 – "Oh my god Predo, turn that shiznet up!"

Co-worker #2 – laughing hysterically, snorts not once but twice

Predo fulfills his obligation by turning the volume to ridiculously loud!

It started out as a simple sway, then a little bump to the beat, then it was full force QUEENY DANCING!! My hands in the air, ass snapping too and fro, a little bend, a little twist, even a full 360 spin! It was like Cameron Diaz from Charlie’s Angels. I even threw in a moon-walk, ON CARPET EVEN!!!

Ipod – “So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt!Baby got back!”

My hips now gyrating at hurricane speed, my hands up, and my elbows out, it was like I had been training for this moment my whole life!! Yes, Yes!! “Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the 2008 Olympic Gold Metal for re-enacting a Soul Train Moment – Predo!!!” The crowd goes wild! This is Anarchy!

I now have one leg up on the edge of the desk, grinding and thrusting like a pole dancer in Vegas. Hands behind my head, leaning backwards and reliving every possible move I had seen in dirty dancing! Bobby Brown step aside! Wah-Dah-Tay is throwing down, Beeee-atch!!!

Ipod – (silence)

Ass now deflated and wondering what just happened.

Co-worker #1 – “Awwwww, now I am sad”

Co-worker #2 – “Play it again!”

And as if to save us from the depression of our loss.....

Ipod – “I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, So sexy it hurts, and I’m too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan” – by Right Said Fred

The Bootay Snaps to attention, and leaps back to Gyrating, this time in the reverse direction!

Co-worker #2 – “Whoop-Whoop”

Co-worker #1 – “I love Fridays!!”


After the song ended, Co-workers #1 and #2 agreed to never speak of this moment again. I myself made no such commitment!!!